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Returned from New Zealand last night and have spent the last twenty hours or so getting my life back into a modicum of order. Holidays, conferences and travel do things like that.

Linux Conf continued at a high standard. Damian Conway explained why Perl 6 had taken so long to develop and why it was all worth it (Perl 6 is telepathic). John 'Maddog' Hall (the person responsible for introducing me to Linux) gave an amusing tale of open source projects in history (including the piano!). Van Jacobson really stole the show however; his modest proposal to speed up the Linux networking stack received an encore and a standing ovation. How often do you see that at a technical conference? For the technically inclined slides of his presentation are available. Also worthy of note was Mark Shuttleworth's presentation on collaboration in the open source world; a call for a more disciplined process and in particular attention to translations.

Whilst I was being an extremely deep nerd, [livejournal.com profile] caseopaya was enjoying the excellent partner's programme, which included tours of Cadbury World, a trip to Lanarch Castle (a place full of Scottish tragedy!) and a rail journey along the Taieri Gorge. We stayed at the allegedly haunted (former private hospital) Chalet Backpackers and dined one evening at the delightfully deco Etrusco.

OK, so Dunedin was a magnificant place, the conference was excellent, the weather was constantly in the high twenties and even pushed the mid-thirties one day and I'm scouting real estate there. ;-)

Following Dunedin we made our way to central Otago and spent a couple of nights at Wanaka. Normally an Alpine ski resort, in these unusually warm conditions it became a sea-side (or rather lakeside) playground for water-skiers, paragliders and swimmers. One unusual discovery, which perhaps the biological scientists reading this could explain, is what sort of stupid fish eats a hedgehog whole? And what was a hedgehog doing swimming in the lake?

From Wanaka it was a journey to the West Coast, notorious for the rain and cold. We had blue skies for the entire journey. Even at the Franz Josef Glacier, tourists were seen in bikini tops and short shorts! Continuing up the coast it was up to Hokitika, the most famous location in New Zealand for greenstone and related carvings and then onwards to the beautifully complex Malborough Sounds. Then it was across the strait, to spend a day in Wellington and then back to cold and grey Melbourne ;-)

Other stuff has been happening in the world apparently. Including a wheat-for-guns scandal involving the Australian Wheat Board and the Hussein regime. I must do some reading up on this ironic tale. Oh, and Hamas was elected in Palestine; well that's an ironic tragedy.

Date: 2006-02-03 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/raven_/
I cannae see nerd pic :)

Date: 2006-02-03 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

I'm pretty slack when it comes to double-checking my own links. It should all work now; even the weird fish-hedgehog carcass.

Date: 2006-02-04 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elzia.livejournal.com
woooooooow that is extremely deep nerd. although i will offer me in irish dancing dress any day of the week for nerd competition. although the difference between me and a nerd there is really the lack of unselfconscious joy...

Date: 2006-02-04 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

I've noticed that these mid-80s style shirts with screen printed writing seem to back in fashion again.

Although it isn't clear from the image that particular one is a series of Mac Paint screen shots form a Mac128 (or maybe even a 512) which is really, truly, old. It discusses "the Fishy adventures of Mac-Errol".

Suitably enough it was printed in Bali.

Date: 2006-02-03 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delicious-irony.livejournal.com
If the strangely-angled bendy thing at the bottom of the hedgehog pic is a fish tail, your idiot fish might have been a Tetradontid (a blowfish or pufferfish). Those things will have a go at eating anything, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Date: 2006-02-04 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Aha! I knew some biologically versed individual would know. Blowfish eh? Those things must have quite a gaping maw to swallow a hedgehog whole.

Date: 2006-02-04 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horngirl.livejournal.com
I guess it's safe to say that the sort of fish that eats a whole hedgehog is a dead one.
;-)

Date: 2006-02-04 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

If that fish was still moving I'd be scared. The Undead Blowfish of Lake Wanaka!

I mean really.... Is that a retro Peter Jackson film or not?

See you Sunday, right?

Date: 2006-02-04 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horngirl.livejournal.com
*snigger* you could suggest it to him as a potential new film concept!

Sunday indeed! Look forward to it!

Date: 2006-02-04 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

I'll be a bit late, having to do some gaming beforehand.. But I will be there!

Now, if only I can track down Peter Jackson's email addy..

Date: 2006-02-04 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elzia.livejournal.com
mmmmm Cadbury World.... is that like the land of chocolate?

Date: 2006-02-04 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Yep. That's exactly what it is. The local factory produces about 80% of the chocolate consumed in NZ...

Date: 2006-02-04 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imajica-lj.livejournal.com
Deep nerd =! high camp.
Very swish. :->

Date: 2006-02-04 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Cheeky ;-)

See my response to [livejournal.com profile] elzia above. I'll wear the shirt to the next LUV meeting so you too can read the Fishy Adventures of Mac Errol.

Date: 2006-02-04 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zey.livejournal.com
Makes me think of those tight girls t-shirts with writing on the boobs, saying things like "Stop staring!" which seem paradoxically aimed at getting guys to read what's on their chests ;-).

Date: 2006-02-04 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

But who would possibly want to stare at my chest? ;-)

Date: 2006-02-04 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zey.livejournal.com
Thus the cunning use of the Fishy Adventures of Mac Errol ;-)

Date: 2006-02-04 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elzia.livejournal.com
hahahha

um....

Date: 2006-02-04 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imajica-lj.livejournal.com
Do you really want answerd?

Re: um....

Date: 2006-02-04 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imajica-lj.livejournal.com
that... /me gah gives up...

Hog fish.

Date: 2006-02-04 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splodgenoodles.livejournal.com
And the moral is - never eat anything bigger than your own head.

I'll be very happy for those shirts to come back into fashion, we've never really left the 80s here.

Re: Hog fish.

Date: 2006-02-04 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imajica-lj.livejournal.com
Seriously you can have my share of the 1980's.
I hate flashbacks.

Re: Hog fish.

Date: 2006-02-04 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Hey, what's wrong with flashbacks? You wonder down a supermarket aisle on the most banal of days and a hobbit riding a unicorn charges past you? It's not so bad.

Oh, not that sort of flashback...

Re: Hog fish.

Date: 2006-02-04 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

That moral is sound advice. Doubly so if it is moving and covered in spikes. Still, being a fish it would probably forget.

Date: 2006-02-04 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stawberi.livejournal.com
Hedgehogs are pretty good swimmers, although they generally don't like water (mine goes nuts when I try to bath her), so... no idea.

Date: 2006-02-04 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Yes, I heard that the can swim quite well if they must... So I can't work out what it was doing either.

Yikes

Date: 2006-02-04 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] locustinferno.livejournal.com
That fish looked completely shredded.

Incidentally, the same kind of thing happened over here in the States, except it was with an alligator and a Burmese python:

Image

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm


Small brains + ability to swallow large prey items = disaster

Re: Yikes

Date: 2006-02-04 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Ahh yes... [livejournal.com profile] caseopaya reminded me of the exploding alligator when we spotted the hog-fish. The correlation seemed quite appropriate.

Re: Yikes

Date: 2006-02-05 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] locustinferno.livejournal.com
If for no other reason, those pics make me glad to lack the ability to unhinge my jaw.

Date: 2006-02-04 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ehintz.livejournal.com
Glad to hear you had a fun trip... I always enjoy my tours of S. Island... Too bad circumstances didn't work out, I'd have enjoyed liunx conf. Ah well.

Date: 2006-02-04 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

According to some (and I can't comment this was my first one) this was one of the best Linux Confs ever held.

Apparently the Conf organisers are putting together a DVD of the events... I let you know when information comes to hand.

Next time we'll catch up for sure!

Date: 2006-02-05 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ehintz.livejournal.com
Cool. I went to a few LinuxWorlds in SF, but they were somewhat commercial, especially the later ones. I think my first was in '99, and by '02 or so it had gotten rather boring really. Nothing but HP, Oracle, etc plying their wares and trying to pretend they were the uber linux crew.

Enjoyed meeting MadDog though. Cool chap.

Date: 2006-02-05 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

This LinuxConf was thoroughly dominated by the developers. Apparently there's another conf in Sydney (LinuxWorld or something) which is more vendor related.

Maddog, yeah, I wish I had more time to chat to him. Maybe I'll send him an email.

Date: 2006-02-05 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] v3nu5.livejournal.com
Oh God, I hate you so much right now. I love Dunedin! I love Otago! you got to see all the stuff on the west coast that I'm going back to see next may. But you didn't get to see ALL the things I saw on the east coast last may. Nerny!

I'll be in melbourne this may - hope to actually meet you and caseopaya! I'll be involved in birthday shenanigans at luna park st kilda on the 13th and there may be clubs on the 12th and 13th.

Date: 2006-02-05 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Dunedin is my favourite town from the reasonably good list I've been to....

It will be great to see you after all these years! Looking forward to it!

Date: 2006-02-05 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] v3nu5.livejournal.com
would the pair of you be interested in spending an afternoon at luna park? :P

Date: 2006-02-05 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Oh, I think that would be just dandy! We were just saying last week we should spend an afternoon there.. Now we have an excuse!

Date: 2006-02-05 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] v3nu5.livejournal.com
Excellent! What with yourselves, Barbarella and Dom, Louis, [livejournal.com profile] raven_ and co, my interstate birthday activities look to be shaping up as quite the social affair! :D

Date: 2006-02-05 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tcpip.livejournal.com

Wow, this is turning out to be quite a gathering!

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