I am a governing Senator in a mineral-rich country with sluggish Internet connectivity. Recently I have discovered that there is material that I consider unsuitable being passed around the information superhighway. I have decided that to protect the moral fibre of the country I need to block such material, although I will not specify what these sites are. The first rule of censorship is that you cannot talk about censorship, Haw! Haw!
Some people have told me to "Go to hell!" over this, but I personally feel divinely inspired, indeed fulfilling "Opus Dei" or, "the work of God". What do you think Mr. Orcus? Do I belong in heaven or in hell?
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"Dear Lord Orcus,
I am a governing Senator in a mineral-rich country with sluggish Internet connectivity. Recently I have discovered that there is material that I consider unsuitable being passed around the information superhighway. I have decided that to protect the moral fibre of the country I need to block such material, although I will not specify what these sites are. The first rule of censorship is that you cannot talk about censorship, Haw! Haw!
Some people have told me to "Go to hell!" over this, but I personally feel divinely inspired, indeed fulfilling "Opus Dei" or, "the work of God". What do you think Mr. Orcus? Do I belong in heaven or in hell?
Your sincerely,
Senator Steven Conroy"