So you'r only in it for th social programs,
and havn't up and got all god-bothery on us then?
Well, that makes more sense then.

So what religious labels do ya stick to yrself these days?
Still a proud apostate?

As to th universalist branch of th unitarians,
why bother identifying as a religion at all?
You could call yourselves "The Society for Treating Each Other Nicely For a Change".
Would save a lotta explanations. :)