"Apparently 'rhetorical question' is another concept you're not familiar with. Way to prove me wrong though, well done. Personally I think it would have been more impressive if you'd actually compiled a list of all the people who do, in fact, care about Eurovision. More thorough, you know?"

Odd that you are constantly complaining about my level of etiquettes. But yet you persist in maintain such a low level yourself.


"And no, not American. Wrong again. Better luck next time!"
For ethnocentrism above and beyond the call of normal bigotry. For a level of confidence that far exceed your competence. For a degree of certainty completely unwarranted by any level of investigation. I dub thee 'Honorary American'. Rise and be counted among your obnoxious peers.

"I appreciate your efforts in seeking me out on other people's journals to continue your crusade. Makes me feel special."

My my, haven't we significantly overestimated our importance in the universe.