Apparently 'rhetorical question' is another concept you're not familiar with. Way to prove me wrong though, well done. Personally I think it would have been more impressive if you'd actually compiled a list of all the people who do, in fact, care about Eurovision. More thorough, you know?

And no, not American. Wrong again. Better luck next time! I appreciate your efforts in seeking me out on other people's journals to continue your crusade. Makes me feel special.