The lodge is a former single-men's quarters for a meatworking factory (urgh!) so it's pretty basic apparently. On the other side of the fence, it's located near some amazing landscape (glaciers less than two hours drive away) and what is supposed to be the best trout fishing in the world.

I'm thinking of converting the entire thing into flats and setting up a haven for artists, politicos and scientists in the style of Iain Banks' The Culture.

I am quite mad, aren't I?