Yeah, I am lucky to have such a mouthful, I know that. I really feel for those who have dodgy teeth, especially through no fault of their own.

Although the dentist did correctly note that I don't really have anything close to a 'sweet tooth'. I barely ever have a glass of what I still call "lolly water" (I can be quite old-fashioned at times).

As for chicken flavoured tooth paste... The cat loves it!